Edinburgh Fringe - 5 jokes genuinely that will make you laugh out loud

Well worth sharing:

1) “I’ve decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.” 
Tim Vine

2) “I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set.”
Masai Graham

3) “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief." Mark Watson

4) “Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.” Scott Capurro

5) “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it.” 
Felicity Ward